steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

subterraneanbunnypig:

Nailed it.

nokki1:

arcticookami:

rexdraco:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

I still have nightmares. That’s why I keep nightlights, smaller, easier to handle if it were to happen again.

Slowly turns toward my small lamp.

“I’m watching you.”

Well this has been en-light-ening.

bubbleteabumblebee:

mymodernmet:

Pipe cleaner sculptures by Lauren Ryan

Animal sculptures made of nothing more than pipe cleaners that are occasionally cut with scissors.

pipe cleanrers
PIEPEE CLEANER SX
PIPEaBZ XS CLEAANANNERDSZ

fuckyeahfeminists:

sophiabiabia:

cognitivedissonance:

lemondifficult:

bidenette:

Le boom.

Oh snap

Wow

OOOOHHHHHHHH BURRNNN

thatdisneyworldblog:

Happiest Place On Earth - Disneyland +

This gifset makes me so happy

theyellowbug:

emma swan + her parents

faithandfearcollide:

But what ever do you mean Ginny?

….Oh